Adam

I'm very dissappointed at the lack of praise and gifts from my last post.

Thanks a bunch.

Anyways...

As you may have gathered we did end up getting the house. It's really great owning your own house, you can be as loud as you want, do whatever you want, paint the walls any color, because you own it.

Rachel's pregnancy seems to be going well, only a few more months until I'm a dad.

Craziness.

Having internet is so great,I almost forgot how great it was.

I'll probably post again before bed, because I can now that I have internet again.

So....



I'm a homeowner!!!


I now command you to shower me with praise and gifts.

Current Playlist:

"The Art of Drowning"- AFI
"Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left Of Them?"- Murder By Death
"Good Apollo, I'm Burning Star IV"- Coheed and Cambria
"Volume 1"- CKY
"Give Up"- The Postal Service
"If Only You Were Lonely"- Hawethorne Heights
"Maybe I'll Catch Fire"- Alkaline Trio
"Louder Now"- Taking Back Sunday



Today I went out with the intention of buying a game. Nobody had it so I just bought two cd's instead.

"Turn It Around"- Comeback Kid
"decemberunderground"- AFI

We are supposed to close on the house next thursday, but we may have hit a snag.

It appears that my lack of credit may ruin this whole thing. I hope it doesn't, but I'm not gonna get my hopes up. it would be an impressive feat for Rachel and I to own our own home.

The other day I was watching MTV in the morning, the only time they actually show videos, and I saw, in a row, videos from AFI, Taking Back Sunday, and Head Automatica.

It gave me hope for a brighter future.

It seems that we are having trouble deciding which puppy to take from my parents. All four of them are adorable.

I apologize for not writing in this more often, Everytime I get a chance to, my mind goes blank and I sit and stare at the screen.

I'm sure that's happenned to some of you before.

Rachel and I are going to be getting a new puppy. One of my mom's shih tzu's had 4 puppies and we've decided to take one.

We are going to name him Rufus.

We put down an offer on a house on friday and we should get an answer by monday.

It's a nice 3 bedroom house in Bath, it doesn't have much of a yard but that's not important, we would just like to bring our son home to our own home, not some apartment.

Rachel and I have bought a new car. It's a 2000 Dodge Neon. It's really nice and has a lot of power compared to the Sunfire.

Also it's really clean.

We also had to get new cell phones, so if anyone would like my new phone number: 207-837-8170.

Rachel had her ultrasound on monday.

We are having a little boy. We are naming him Andrew Ryan.

I'm really excited, seeing the ultrsound made it a little more real.

I finally got a job, I'm working at Wiscassett Ford.

We rented Jarhead and Rent last week. I thought Jarhead was interesting, and it shows me once again why I refused to join the military: because the guys who join the military are retards.

And Rent was terrible! Rachel likes that movie though, so I suffered through it for her.

I liked the story, but the lyrics to the songs were horrible, which made it hard for me to enjoy it.

Bottom Line: Musicals Suck.

I was getting set to watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force a few weeks ago and can you guess what Adult Swim shows instead?

Chuck Norris and the Karate Commandos.

I have never laughed so hard in my life. It was so terrible, yet so awesome.

I love Adult Swim, they are gonna start showing Saved By The Bell everynight. That's kick ass, I watch it every morning on TBS.

Anyways, that's all I have for now.

I bought the best cd this weekend.

"The Graduate"- MC Lars

It's a rap album by a guy who used to play guitar in a punk band. He does a rap song about Moby Dick.

That's awesome.

Anyways, today is Rachel's 19th birthday, so I will be taking her out to dinner and all that tonight. Hopefully she has a good day at work.

I'm not sure what else to talk about so I guess I'll go.

smellum16 (12:25:32 PM): easter brings out the worst in people
MrFoodMonsterMan (12:25:36 PM): Ha.
MrFoodMonsterMan (12:25:48 PM): I suppose so.
smellum16 (12:26:26 PM): stupid zombie bunnies, they are trying to take over the world with their chocolate eggs
MrFoodMonsterMan (12:26:39 PM): Woah, since when?
smellum16 (12:27:21 PM): since about three years ago, the goverment doesn't want you to know, but thats why we went to war in iraq, to take down the zombie bunny headquarters
MrFoodMonsterMan (12:27:36 PM): Wow.
smellum16 (12:27:42 PM): saddam? actually a bunny in a man suit
MrFoodMonsterMan (12:28:06 PM): But what if it's really a man in a bunny suit in a man suit?
smellum16 (12:28:41 PM): its actually al franken, pretending to be a zombie bunny thats pretending to saddam
MrFoodMonsterMan (12:28:58 PM): Now I don't know what to think.
smellum16 (12:29:08 PM): i know, its crazy
MrFoodMonsterMan (12:29:56 PM): I don't know why, but that reminds me of this story I made up about bears with knives riding on raptors.
smellum16 (12:30:05 PM): haha
MrFoodMonsterMan (12:30:35 PM): I always ask myself "Why do they need knives?"

Your Power Color Is Lime Green

At Your Highest: You are adventurous, witty, and a visionary. At Your Lowest: You feel misunderstood, like you don't fit in. In Love: You have a tough exterior, but can be very dedicated. How You're Attractive: Your self-awareness and confidence lights up a room. Your Eternal Question: "What else do I need in my life?"

I failed to mention in my last few updates that I was lucky enough to see Avenged Sevenfold, CKY, Bullet and Octane, and some other band that was totally fucking awesome but I don't know their name in concert.

That was a wonderfully kickass experience.

Also I burned a copy of She Wants Revenge's self titled album. It is fucking amazing. I recommend it to everyone! At least download the song "Tear You Apart". you'll love it.

Anyway, I found out yesterday that my grandmother has breast cancer. Rough.

I talked to Kelsey for the first time in a very long time today, it was a fun conversation, I miss talking to her.

*** 7 Things that scare you...
1. American Idol
2. Squash
3. Being Alone
4. Being totally devoid of talent
5. Making Rachel Angry
6. Driving in Snow
7. Cold Weather

*** 7 Things you like the most...

1. Rachel!
2. Mocha
3. Music
4. Art
5. Football
6. Warm Weather
7. Project Runway

*** 7 Things you don't like...

1. Paris Hilton
2. Reality Television
3. Ignorance
4. Decaf Coffee
5. Being Unemployed
6. Public Restrooms
7. Republicans

*** 7 Important things in your room...

1. Rachel!
2. Cd's
3. My Bed
4. The Tv
5. Pictures
6. Movies
7. Me

*** 7 Random facts about you...

1. I'm totally kickass
2. I have a little chihuahua
3. I hate Sqaush
4. I hate Eminem
5. I like M&M's (peanut butter)
6. I love that movie "Thumbsucker", It's great everyone should check it out.
7. I'm married

*** 7 Things you plan to do before you die...

1. Be kickass (check)
2. Be a daddy (check)
3. Get married (check)
4. Own My own home
5. Be in a band
6. Move somewhere warmer
7. Get that "My Humps" song out of my head

*** 7 Things that attract you to the opposite sex...

1. Smile
2. Eyes
3. Intelligence
4. Booty (Holla)
5. Not drinking
6. Not using drugs
7. Booty (I like booties)

*** 7 Things you say the most...

1. "Holla"
2. "Word"
3. "Burned"
4. "What?"
5. "I love you"
6. "Whatever"
7. "Stop eating that Mocha"

*** 7 NOT-REAL crushes...

1. Rachel!
2. Kirsten Dunst
3. Jennifer Aniston
4. Mandy Moore
5. Jenna Malone
6. Kelly from Saved By The Bell
7. Michele Branch

*** 7 Favorite drinks...

1. Coffee
2. Water
3. Kool- Aid
4. Lemonade
5. Sprite
6. Iced Coffee
7.

Don't mind this update, I just like telling you all my Top Ten Albums Right Now.

So here they are:

1.) "O"- Damien Rice
2.) "Danse Macabre"- The Faint
3.) "Lifted, Or The Story Is In The Soil"- Bright Eyes
4.) "The Creek Drank The Cradle"- Iron and Wine
5.) "Turn On The Bright Lights"- Interpol
6.) "Goddamnit"- Alkaline Trio
7.) "Antics"- Interpol
8.) "Maybe I'll Catch Fire"- Alkaline Trio
9.) "Parachutes"- Coldplay
10.)"The Sea and The Rhythmn"- Iron and Wine

Everybody check these albums out, they are amazing.

My Top Five Artists are:

Alkaline Trio
Interpol
Iron and Wine
Bright Eyes
The Faint

That is all.

First off: if any of you would like to see the pictures from the wedding, here is the webpage:http://www.merrillsheaphotography.com/gallery/1073250

Damn, I haven't updated in three months! And I apologize for that, but Rachel and I are in the process of buying a condo, and it makes getting to a computer with internet access difficult.

We bought a brand new computer right after the wedding but Rachel doesn't want to get the internet until we move out of the apartment we're in right now.

So all we use it for is games.

So how is everyone doing? I hope all is well for you and I'll try to update more often.

Some more exciting news: Rachel is pregnant! I'm going to be a father!

I'm excited, and scared as fuck, but I'm sure all will work out well.

We had planned a trip to San Diego but that fell through, much to my dismay.

Currently it's 40 degrees outside and everyone is talking about how WARM it is. I hate this state.

Well, my fingers are numb so I think I'll wrap this up.

Word.

This last few weeks were hectic.

But I'm now married. which is weird to say but I'm happy about the whole thing.

I'll have pictures posted next week hopefully. This whole wedding thing made me forget that christmas is next weekend.

Christmas is lame anyways. Especially christmas music.

Jonathan is up from Florida, so I'll be spending the day with him today.

Rachel and I got almost $800 in cash as presents from the wedding. We put a new computer on lay-away.

Rock on.

Also, we purchased Family Guy Volume 3 yesterday. I recommend that to everyone.

Giggity-giggity.

-Ciao

I'm tired.

I've posted some pics of Rachel, since none of you have ever seen her.

She's beautiful and I'm a lucky man.

Me and Rachel before her Prom.

This is a picture of Rachel and Mocha, our Chihuahua.

The last week has been interesting.

But not interesting enough to ramble on about.

I saw Walk The Line and it was really good, but you have to like Johnny Cash to enjoy it, I think.

I purchased Interpol- "Remix". Carlos D.'s remix of "Public Pervert" is amazing. You should all check it out.

Rachel and I had our wedding shower yesterday, and we now own more pots and pans than we know what to do with.

Also, 3 crock pots.

An amazing example of a failure to communticate.

We are shopping around for a new car, becuase I just don't think my Volkswagon is going to make through the winter, and even if it does, it won't pass inspection.

Rachel seems to be leaning towards either a Dodge Neon or a Hyundai Elantra.

And I don't care as long as the damn thing starts in the morning.

I have a piece of advice for everyone who reads this: Never, under any circumstances, allow yourself to be employed at Wal-Mart.

You'll regret it.

I'm the prowl for a new job, one in a company that isn't run by greedy socialists.

On a lighter note:

It has snowed.

Unfortunatley.



I dislike snow, and cold.

I asked Rachel if she was really partial to living in Maine, she said "No, I hate snow."

I don't know if that means anything.

Upon reading old friend's entries I came upon Kyle's top 10 movies, so I thought I would copy him.

My Top 10:

1)Donnie Darko
2)American History X
3)American Beauty
4)Shindler's List
5)Crash
6)Memento
7)The Nightmare Before Christmas
8)Fight Club
9)Crazy/Beautiful
10)Farenhiet 9/11 (Don't tell the Rebulicans)

Also: I'm sorry to hear that things didn't work out between you and Kristina, Kyle.

I was rooting for you though. But don't give up, someday someone will realize you're a good guy.

So anyway, I've been playing Final Fantasy X feverishly for awhile now, I realized that RPG's actually don't suck, as I had previously thought.

I'm even more open-minded than I already was (If you beleive I'm open-minded, that is).

on a serious note, I've been thinking alot, with the wedding right around the corner. I can't seem to tell myself to stop thinking.

I look back at High School and wonder how things would have been if I had asked Jenna out.

Or if I hadn't moved to California.

Or if I had actually pursued Alicia when I had a chance.

Or if I had moved back to Maine before my senior year.

Or if I had never been with Amanda.

Or if I had moved to Indiana to be near Kelsey.

I must STOP thinking so damn much. I'm going to go crazy. It's in the past, leave it there.

But, upon all that, I am truly happy and grateful that I have found someone as amazing and wonderful as Rachel.




On another note, I have a list of songs that I thought you might like Kyle, and here they are:

"Jezebel" - Iron and Wine
"Violent" - The Faint
"Song Seven" - Interpol
"Cold Water" - Damien Rice
"Upward Over The Mountain" - Iron and Wine

Actually, I could probably do Iron and Wine song, becuase they are all amazing.

But check these out along with other songs by these artists, I think you might enjoy them.

It's fucking cold and dark at 5 in the afternoon.



I hate winter.